Minecraft streamer Tubbo has hilariously opened up about his first experience of getting drunk

Tubbo recently went live with JackManifoldTV to talk about his first experience getting drunk at a friend of a friend’s eighteenth birthday party. A few days earlier, Tubbo had posted a drunken tweet from the first night he was drunk, so fans had been eagerly awaiting the full story ever since.

It’s been a trend lately for those young content creators across the pond to celebrate their eighteenth birthday and then share their drinking experiences/stories with their fans for the first time.

Tubbo tells the story of his first time getting drunk

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After a donor inquires about the blackout drunk story, Tubbo is initially reluctant to tell it because he finds it “embarrassing.” Jack calms him down and urges him to tell, stating that going out for a friend’s eighteenth birthday and having a drink is not weird/embarrassing, no matter what happened.

Eventually, Tubbo starts telling the story, explaining to the chat that at first he didn’t even want to drink.

“I had one in the beginning because initially I was like, ‘I don’t want one.’ You know, I’m fine. I feel insecure with people around, but it’s okay. I’ll just get over it. And then everyone was drinking, and I thought, for fear of missing out, I want to a !”

Tubbo tells the chat that he started with a plain cider but didn’t like it because the drink was so fizzy. Not liking the taste, he decided to swallow it as quickly and as quickly as possible so that the drink would be ready faster. But oddly enough, after that drink was gone, he was thirsty for another.

“When I finished it really quickly, I was like, ‘Why do I want another one?'”

Tubbo and Ph1LzA (Image via TubboLive/Twitter)
Tubbo and Ph1LzA (Image via TubboLive/Twitter)

After he had his second drink, Tubbo was starting to feel the effects. He notes that his hands seemed to be moving more slowly and that he kept trying to tap his fingers together but missed.

“It made my hands really slow, and I was tapping my fingers like this and I was like, ‘Wow…why are my hands so slow?’ It was so weird. I thought I couldn’t slap my fingers together right now.

Tubbo says he was at a point when he was drunk where the most random things become the most laughable things.

“It was all very, very fun. I spent about twenty minutes laughing at bluebells. Because I was like, ‘Oh my god, the bumblebees are going into you, tra-la-la-la.’ I just laughed at her.”

He added in chat that it gradually “got worse and worse” from that point. This is mainly because he started getting injections that he didn’t know were alcoholic and he became nauseous very quickly.

“And then people started giving me these little cups. And I was like, ‘Oh, it’s a small cup!’ And then I was like, oof, belly.”

The Minecraft star hilariously recalls that the first shot he took wasn’t actually picked up when he tossed it over his shoulder and up his entire shirt as his coordination had failed, saying:

“Admittedly, the first time I tried to take a shot I just did it and it went over my shoulder because I missed my mouth. I spilled it over my shoulder and I was like, ‘No! I just got this shirt from Tesco for seven pounds!'”

Continuing with the night, Tubbo talks about landing on the ground after a failed jump hug, laughing at various garden items, singing the wrong words to songs and posting almost drunk on his Instagram.

Speaking more about his close association with drunken posts on his social media, he says:

“I opened Instagram and almost accidentally posted on Instagram. I had my phone open and I clicked on my little picture because I wanted to go to my face, but I accidentally clicked the create story button and a picture was taken of me looking at my phone . And I’m like, ‘Oh no, that may never see the light of day,’ and then I’m like, ‘Oh wait, it’s a story!’ So I praised my phone, or so I thought, really, really far . I praised my phone as much as possible. I was like, ‘No! I can’t make a story, that’s not good!’ “

Tubbo and Ranboo (Image via Misfits)
Tubbo and Ranboo (Image via Misfits)

He recounts his adventure of recovering his phone after allegedly throwing it in a bush. After unsuccessfully finding his phone in the bush, he walked back to where he had thrown it and found it lying where he had been standing.

Tubbo states that he “didn’t actually throw it” and that in reality he just dropped his phone and went on a wild goose chase to find it in a bush.

The Brit describes the hellish journey of finding a ride after finding his phone, including calling dozens of wrong taxi numbers and finally deciding to have his parents and boyfriend pick him up.

“Before my parents took me home, I was like, ‘I’m with my boyfriend and I don’t want to embarrass my boyfriend in front of my parents, so I’ll take a cab.’ So I’m struggling to call eight different cabs. I get through to one and they say, “Yes, we have a car coming!” And it turned out it wasn’t even a taxi. I just called a random guy.”

Tubbo continues the story, picking up where his parents came to pick him and his friend up. He recalls struggling to get in the back seat, hysteria and gushing about his sister.

“It wasn’t really a fight. It was more like we didn’t know who should get on first. So I climbed in and sat in the middle seat. And I really enjoyed the seat belt for a minute. And then we drive off and I just break out in hysteria. I remember clearly that the car ride was like a roller coaster. And I said, “This is a roller coaster. I’m on a roller coaster right now!” I laugh and my friend next to me laughs and they laugh [his parents] do not laugh. And then they mention something they’re doing to my sister and I’m like, ‘Lani! I love Lani!”

Tubbo ends the story shortly thereafter, describing how he and his friend came home, embarrassed themselves in front of his siblings, and prepared for the hangover they were sure to have the next day.

Fans react to Tubbo’s drunk story

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Numerous fans and content creators reacted to the drunk story. Some recorded the replies below the image of Tubbo lying in a field drunk on his Twitter.

Fans poked fun at the young content creator for his drunken mishaps, and perhaps even mildly chided him for being so drunk the first time around.

@TubboTWO this is a picture of my friend Tbbo. He used to be a happy, popular boy until one night he snorted alcohol. he died instantly. Please do not drink alcohol. Please don’t end up like Tubbo.

@TubboTWO You’re the guy who would tweet “tw // Alcoholguyshsjd I’m so drunkkajdhh”.

@TubboTWO To anyone shocked by this tweet please remember that it is British. Getting jerked off in a field is our lifeblood

@TubboTWO ah yes, being confronted with the shit in a field, a British tradition 🇬🇧

The drunken story was a riot to listen to for everyone involved, and several clips have since been made with the stream telling it compressed to just the drunken story. These content creators are aging, so it’s almost certain that there will be more drunken stories in the future.

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