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On May 24th, 2022, Minecraft streamer Thomas “TommyInnit” went live to share his hilarious experience dealing with a seedy, drunk American on vacation in Mexico.
His fans were vaguely aware of this trip as pictures of him with fans in Mexico had been posted online, and plenty of fun and stories awaited once the young content creator returned from his impromptu vacation.
It’s an ongoing trend lately that streamers just turning eighteen are getting on the stream across the pond and sharing their experiences of getting drunk/hanging out with drunk people for the first time. Toby “Tubbo”, a friend of Tommy’s, joined the trend a few weeks before his stream about his adventures in Mexico.
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TommyInnit talks about his experiences at a bar in Mexico
Tommy began his retelling of the bar story by mentioning that he and his friend Freddie “Badlinu” on the karaoke track “dancing queen‘ by ABBA. He went on to tell his captivated audience that he had danced with a girl afterwards and that things went really well between them at first. However, that was until a mysterious “Blake” entered the picture.
“We start dancing and it’s going very well. And then an American girl starts dancing with me. And I say to Freddie, ‘What the hell, Freddie?’ And it keeps getting better! Until… Blake comes into the picture.”
TommyInnit further described this mysterious “Blake” saying:
“I had never met a real American until I met Blake. He comes over and he dances over and he was very, very, very drunk. But I met him and I was like, ‘My God, he’s not real.'”
He later sat down at the bar with Blake. The American, who had previously danced with Tommy, also sat down next to them. Tommy explained that it was the first time he had a real drink in Mexico. And while he wasn’t super drunk, he was just tipsy enough to have the funny idea of striking up a conversation with Blake.
Tommy went on to describe how Blake told him he cheated on his girlfriend:
“So I sit next to him and he starts telling me how he cheats on his girlfriend. I said, ‘Blake… that’s not very good, is it?’ And he said, ‘Nah, you just don’t get it, Tom.’ And then he tells me the long, long story of how he cheated on his girlfriend, and then he tells me that he regrets it, but that he doesn’t mind.”
Tommy then spoke about the advice Blake gave him after talking about cheating on his girlfriend. Tommy described the suggestion as so vulgar and unexpected that he encouraged viewers to “turn down the stream” while sharing it.
“And then he gives me some advice, chat. Advice I will keep with me for the rest of my life. do you want to hear them Now I’m going to encourage you all to turn the stream down while I say this advice. I’ll whisper and lean into the mic. Because it was so vulgar and unexpected.
TommyInnit added:
“And then he leans into me and says, ‘Now listen to me, what’s your name?’ “Tubbo” “Tubbo, listen to me man. When you wake up in the morning you have to fuck the slut you want to fuck. You gotta fuck that bitch.’ When she wakes up in the morning you hope she’s clean, you hope her hair’s pretty. You gotta promise me that.'”
Tommy then told his chat about how Blake ruined his chances with the girl he previously danced with by asking her if she would do it with Tommy tonight. The girl said no and then walked away from the two who were sitting at the bar. Though disappointed, Tommy said it was worth walking away as he heard more drunken ramblings from Blake.
TommyInnit’s chat then accused the story of being fake, to which he replied:
“It’s not fake! No, I can’t play a video. I videoed a tiny portion of it, but I can’t play it. The only bit I videotaped was when I was talking to him and he goes, ‘How old are you?’ And I’m like, “14! Like Skeppy!” And he says, “What the hell did you say?” And I say, ‘Nothing!’”
“Freddie Badlinu can vouch for me because he was sitting across from the thing like he was with his buddies, just chatting and stuff.”
He then described how things took a somewhat dark turn with Blake, from lewd advice/stories to a possible bar fight.
“Then it takes a bit of a dark turn, everyone. He looks me straight in the eye and says, ‘Tubbo?’ ‘Yes?’ “You look just like my nemesis.” Well, first of all, I didn’t realize people had nemesis, I thought that was a made-up thing. So I’m like, ‘Oh, fine.’”
Blake then started mumbling about how he wanted to get into a fight and flexed his fist right next to TommyInnit. In doing so, it became clear that the situation had changed from a funny situation to a potential danger for everyone involved.
“Freddie kind of sees it and sits in his chair. Because he [Blake] sits right next to me and he’s going like that with his fist, and I’m sitting there and I’m like, ‘This is bad.'”
TommyInnit, who used “Tubbo” as a false name when speaking to Blake, then described how the subject suddenly shifted to one of her favorite songs. In keeping with the theme of his false name, he began to sing “sea life.”
“I don’t know how we came up with the subject of our favorite songs, so I start to say, ‘Man, if I’m being honest. I dropped out of college and entered a whole new realm of knowledge in the forest in search of sounds that I can rhyme with orange.’ This made him VERY upset. He says, ‘Nah, bro, you didn’t just say that.’ And I say, ‘Say what? Dropped out of college?’”
“And he really sits up and says, ‘You know what, man? You look so much like my nemesis I could just smack you.’ And I say, ‘Okay! That’s my cue to go.'”
Freddie and TommyInnit legitimately made their way quickly afterward, but not before they got a glimpse of Blake getting into a bar fight with someone shortly after he threatened to beat up Tommy.
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“We get up and I just walk away. Literally 30 seconds later I turn around and see him and his mate as if they are actually fighting. And I’m like, ‘Oh my god, he actually wanted to hit me up!'”
Needless to say, fans were very happy that Freddie and Tommy left before anything potentially dangerous happened to them at the hands of Blake. Nonetheless, the story as a whole was very compelling and charming to listen to and will definitely stay in the minds of fans for a long time to come.